Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
Romeo:
“I'll tell thee, ere thou ask it me again.
I have been feasting with mine enemy,
Where on a sudden one hath wounded me,
That's by me wounded.”
and, for kicks, my long-suffering wip novel:
“Don’t condescend.”
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